Thursday, January 26, 2017

Bizzaro-World - RTOTD #896

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Day 896 It's 2017 and I feel like I live in Bizzaro-world sometimes. I know a lot of this isn't going to make me a lot of friends,...

So Simple It'll Never Happen - RTOTD #895

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Trainwrecks - Part 2 (The Literal) - RTOTD #894.1

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Day 894.1 Part 2 (The Literal) After my previous date with a stripper, I vowed to swear them off again. As I said… It’s never EVER differe...

Trainwrecks - Part 1 (The Metaphorical) - RTOTD #894

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Day 894 Don’t date strippers. Seriously. Don’t even try. I know. I’ve done it too many times. And I need to stop. Seriously. I really need ...

The Coin Slot - RTOTD #893

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Day 893 2 rows ahead is a big dude cheering for the visiting team. Behind him are  2 20-something ladies not much bigger than my thigh.. Th...

We Wake up Today In A Strange World - RTOTD #892

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Day 892 It's over & im glad I won't have to suffer thru another political commercial for another year. Back to boner pills ...

Shitshow Day Live Blog - RTOTD #891.1

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Day 891.1 This is going to be a total fucking disaster & it needs to be chronicled through the eyes of an asshole who hates everything....

We're Doomed - RTOTD #891

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Day 891 We're all doomed & I'm blaming you for this. The only thing that can save us is a write-in vote for Bailey. Or the Roc...

You're Doing It Wrong... AGAIN - RTOTD #890

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Day 890 I need to get something off my chest: Men's shorts should not, under almost any circumstance, stop above the knee. It's an...

Monday Truisms - RTOTD #889

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Day 889 Here's a few truisms for your Monday morning: For every hot girl in the world, there's at least 1 dude that's sick of ...