Random Thought Of The Day #417

Day 417

I saw Super 8 on saturday and god damn... E.T.'s dad was pissed off that whole fucking movie. Or maybe it was that thing from Cloverfield. Or maybe E.T.'s dad fucked that thing in Cloverfield and that's what was in Super 8.

Seriously... why are all these movie alien monster things fucking grey? Even when they're very bug-like, they're grey. Motherfuckers ain't got a beach or tans on their planet? Spiders aren't all grey. Centipedes aren't grey. But every one of these bug-looking alien monster motherfuckers are grey.

And it's not even JUST Spielberg or Abram's aliens. Those things in Battle: LA and District 9 and Mars Attacks and Independence Day and all the rest of those alien monster movies are grey too. Is that like a thing in hollywood? Alien monster guys are always grey. Why can't we get a fucking purple one? Or a green one? I mean, the X-Men movies have already had 3 blue people and a red guy. They haven't had anyone grey yet.

Especially when these grey bastards are smashing stuff all over the place. They blend into the rubble and it's a pain in the ass to see them. A fucking green dude would totally make it easier to see them. Or even fuscia. I don't give a shit. The last time I remember an alien monster thing with green aliens was like back in Star Trek or something. At least Green Lantern looks like it has at least a couple green aliens. But then again, the whole damn movie looks like it's gonna be green, so motherfuckers are still gonna blend into the background.

Oh... wow... that was kind of a tangent.

But still... good movie. Totally 80's style but with better CGI and all that. Just a lot of fun. A couple "are you fucking kidding me?" moments to make it even more funny thought.

Ok... I think that's all for now.