Random Thought Of The Day #430

Day 430



This is strangely creepy. But I'm also as giddy
as a girl of unknown age or maturity level
 ... in... an... anime? Eh, whatever. Close enough.



It's Hockey Christmas, yo! Don't worry... not talking about sports much today. Apparently nobody wants to read about that. But fuck all yinz. I'm happy today! It's friday. It's hockey Christmas. It's birthdays of cool people.

Yes, in addition to celebrating Hockey Christmas, it's also birthdays today. So today is chalk-full of celebrativity. Yes, I just made that up.

Happy birthday to Blue. Welcome to adulthood. Now quit it with the Disney stuff all the time! And quit filling my feed with a bunch of random crap about fucking the person above you. Ya whore!



Everybody's Got A Price For The
Million Dollar Man!



Also, happy birthday to TwistedView. Yeah, you're still not an adult. I know this because I'm totally not an adult yet. And you're not that much further ahead of me. Except for that whole being married thing and being a home owner thing and ... fuck... I guess you are a lot further ahead of me than I thought. Well, fuck you. It's still your birthday and you're not paying for your drinks tonight, ya bastard.

And if I missed anyone elses birthdays... too bad. You're apparently not cool enough for me to remember your birthdays.

Or they don't fall on a day where there's other cool things... like Hockey Christmas... also going on. Which is the only reason I remember birthdays.



Now, onto more important things. Namely crap I want to talk about. Or rather, yell about.



"ok, so you look thru here and then you press this button
and you kill whatever you're looking at. Sounds good?"



Ok, so I just saw an article about how a 5 year old shot a 4 year old on the playground... How the FUCK did that shit happen? I'm not asking how the kid got a gun or why he'd think it was a good idea. No, I'm curious how the hell he even held it up level enough to shoot it!?!?! Pistols are kinda fucking hefty. I mean, sure... it was a .22, but still. Not exactly an easy task for a 5 year old.

Oh, it was DC... nevermind. There's such a void of intelligence and common sense in that region that it probably warps the god damn time/space continuum with a black hole and messes with the laws of physics enough that even a 5 year old could carry a gun. Plus... well... it's run by criminals and populated by them as well. So it all makes a warped kind of sense. I mean, how long did they have a crack-addicted mayor?

I'm not sure if I can top that one today. So I think I'm done for now.

ElitistFucks meet-up tonight. Same Bat-Time! Same Bat-Channel!

See you tonight, kids!