Random Thought Of The Day #431

Day 431



Famous last words - "Hold my beer and watch this!"



It's the Tuesday after a long holiday weekend that involves copious amounts of drinking and explosions.

So, yeah... basically, you're lucky I'm still alive to amuse you this week.

Actually, compared to most weekends, this one was pretty damn tame. I didn't even see any fireworks this year. Unless you count people playing with sparklers outside last night. Which... you know... I don't.

And speaking of drinking, I don't know what has been going on with me recently. I almost can't drink anymore. No, not like an "I get drunk off 3 beers" or "it's making me sick" thing. No, I get like 3 or 4 beers in and I just get full. And it doesn't seem to matter what the fuck I'm drinking, I just have a couple drinks and then all of a sudden, I'm full.

It's weird. And it kinda sucks. But oh well. Maybe it's a good way to let my liver and kidneys heal from the years and years of damange I've caused to them during my war against them.

I'm not gonna talk about sports today... or bitch about how much I hate all the new music out there anymore... or talk about something equally inane, but as I said... it's a tuesday after a long holiday weekend involving drinking and explosions... this is pretty much the best you get.

So here's some Deadpool to keep you interested for another 9 seconds:


Bea Arthur - Totally Hot