yeah... so I kinda never got back to doing the Choose Your Own RTOTD thing yesterday... I have a tendency of doing that. I get an idea and then I do nothing with it. You'll have that. But at least with some of my better ideas, I throw them out there and then someone else picks them up, does something with them, and they live on in my absence. I'm also good for that. You're welcome.
Wait a second... we're trying to find the Yeti again? In Russia this time? Or kinda close to Russia, it looks like... And the scientists...hold on... can we really call anyone seriously looking for a Yeti a scientist? Don't they tend to look like this guy on the left here? I mean, how long have we been listening to stories about Yeti and Bigfoot and all the rest of the basically-identical weird ape-man, missing-evolutionary-rung creatures and the best we can come up with is that it's fucking blurry? I think Mitch Hedberg got it right... he figured this shit out... it's not that the pictures are blurry, it's that Bigfoot itself is blurry... an 8 foot tall, out-of-focus creature in the wilderness... that's kinda shaggy too.
It's probably just a really tall "natural" feminist. The kind that doesn't shave anything. That's the problem. The camera gets terrified. If she shaved something, the camera would come back into focus. It's pissed off that you're making it look at something that hideous. The lens is trying to look away... to look at anything BUT the hairy chick you're pointing it at... and that's why the pictures are always blurry. I think the camera thinks it's also being polite by not staring. I could probably go off on some other rant here about hairy chicks but... well... I think we can all figure out where that'll end up.
Cue the righteous idignation from someone that thinks I'm offending them in... 5... 4... 3... 2...
But you know what... yeah, I'm probably offending them. And I'm probably happy I am too. Fuck that shit. Hairy chicks are gross, yo.
Hey Yeti, they got plenty of laser hair removal stuff that's pretty cheap now. You can take care of it, my follically challenged friend. You don't have to go thru life looking like a walking 70's porn bush. But I'm not sure if they make clothes for someone as freakishly tall for you... and if you're a chick, I'm pretty sure they don't make heels for your size 32 feet, but at 8 feet tall? I'm not sure you need it. Though they do make your ass look better, Captain Caveman, so might wanna see about custom-made stuff.
Wow... for a day that I really didn't think I had anything to talk about, I managed to ramble for quite a while there.
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