RTOTD #491.1

Day 491.1

A couple quick hits...

1.  Remember how I mentioned that whole Netflix splitting into 2 companies & ending up with 2 different websites to manage your 2 different queue lists & all that crazy bullshit?

Yeah... forget about that. Apparently Reed Hastings (Netflix CEO) was having an acid trip or something when he came up with that idea... cause he just said "oh that? That's not happening anymore. Nothing is changing now." and Qwikster died in utero. Like it should have.

So yeah... back to your regularly scheduled programming.

2. What the fuck is it with everyone getting married right now? I think I saw like 6 different people on my Facebook friends list talk about their weddings in the past 2 weeks. Everyone is getting fucking married. Everyone has or is having kids.

Fuck  this... I'm just getting drunk. And I'm gonna get another dog. And maybe go celibate. My penis is kind of afraid of this trend everywhere I look.

3. Hey people... I love most apple products. I dig the stores & their design sense. I dig the ecosystem of iOS & OSX and I really think we lost a great innovator & visionary in Steve Jobs... but really... the "let's leave flowers outside of apple stores" thing? Yeah... that's a little much. I don't get it for leaving flowers outside the Dakota for John Lennon... and I don't get it for leaving shit outsite an Apple Store for Steve Jobs.

If you want a fitting memorial... try to convince the producers of The Walking Dead to find a Steve Jobs look-alike and give him a gig as a zombie in an episode this season. That would be great. Except that he eats only the eyes.