RTOTD #531.1

Day 531.1

Hey... guess what? Putin rigged the election in Russia.

Frankly, I'm shocked. Really. I am. I mean... a guy that came to power by working his way up thru the KGB doing things that are unethical & anti-democratic? NEVER!

In other breaking news... Scientists have proven that water is still wet.  Unless it's in the EU. Then you can't say that water hydrates you. It's against the law. Cause a judge said so.

Proof that we all need fucking bunkers. I'm praying for the Zombie apocalypse or mutant invaders from the sewers. I think we have a better chance at surviving that than the idiots in charge. I think we can just kill the Morlocks. Not really an option for the idiots in charge.