Random Thought Of The Day #563

Day 563

Fucking Rick Santorum. REALLY?? GO AWAY! I hate this guy. He's like the evil Mr Rogers.

The Republicans really can't help themselves, can they? Whenever they have an opportunity to change their image in a positive way... they manage to fuck it up. This time? Same fucking deal. And now we're down to super-rich-white-yuppy-stereotype guy, guy-that-hasn't-been-relevant-for-10-years-and-randomly-showed-back-up guy, and bible-thumping-lunatic-who-has-too-much-time-on-his-hands guy.

Fucking really? It's like The Smiler (go read Transmetropolitan if you haven't already), Captain Irrelevant, and Evil Mr. Rogers. Or we can stick with the 5th Marx brother. Dumbo Marx. Great.

I fucking hate politics.

Is there any reason we can't have the "nobody" box on the ballot? Have we ever tried it? Or a "none of the above" box? Is there any reason we HAVE to have someone in all these positions?

If we really need to make a major decision, just have an auto-dialer to randomly select a phone number in the US and let them make the call.

Can't really turn out much worse than the present options, could it?

I'm still in favor of the "vote for Bailey" option if there's a legal roadblock to just leaving the jobs vacant.