Random Thought Of The Day #592

Day 592
Here's a bunch or little thoughts that I have rattling around this morning:

1. What kind of a world do we live in where a highschool kid can't take a porn star to prom?

2. Thights are not fucking pants!

While tights can look as good on a hot girl as any other tight article of clothing, I think you all need to stop for a moment and think about the example you're setting for other women. Especially fat girls. I know, ladies...  you've only got the best of looking-good intentions, but you're setting a horrible example. You're accidentally making fat girls believe that wearing tights as pants is acceptable. And it's not. Hell, it's barely acceptable for you hot girls, and even when it is, it's only determined on a case-by-case basis and dependent upon the rest of your outfit. Unless they're footless tights that come down to your calf. Or the kind that look like baseball stirrups. Those will never be acceptable as pants. Ever.

But see, fat girls obviously don't realize it. Otherwise they wouldn't wear tights as pants. They just follow your examples.

So please... as a service to your fellow humans, don't wear tights as pants. Nobody wants to see a fat girl in tights as pants. Thank you.

*this message brought to you by someone who has unrealistic expectations of body types on women. You're welcome*

3. I was examining my privilege the other night.

And then I came.

4. You people that live out in nowhere Nebraska or bumfuck Iowa..

How do you not shoot yourself in the head out of sheer boredom?

5. Michael Bay is making a rebooted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Except they're going to be aliens.

Wait... what? I won't even get into the whole "fundamentally changing their origin story" fanboy argument, but rather to ask the simplest question... If they're aliens... how are they still the MUTANT turtles? Wouldn't they be the Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles? Or am I the only one confused as to how they're still mutants if they're aliens?

6. I keep seeing articles about companies wanting more and more access to your Facebook accounts when you apply for a job.

First, they would just find your Facebook account and stalk you to "research" you some more. And in response, people changed their names to nicknames or just made everything on them private. Problem solved, right? Wrong.

Then, they wanted you to "friend" them. Because now they could see what you were doing. So you would, but you could still block what activity of yours that your friends even saw. So that worked for a little bit too.

Now they want your log-in details. Yeah... they want access to your account. They want your password and everything. They want to have the ability to control your Facebook account. That's straight up fucked up.

So have the perfect solution to this one... delete your Facebook account. Entirely. yeah, I know... no more farmville or fucking mob wars or whatever retarded game you're playing. Pick up your telephone and play some Angry Birds on there or something instead. Or just get the Farmville app for your phone. I'll even give you the $.99 for it next time I see you. But how has nobody figure out yet that the solution to the problem of the Facebook effect of employment terms is to just delete your damn Facebook account. Do you people really use it that often? I dont'. Hell, I can count on one hand the time I've even looked at in the past month. And I didn't do shit when I opened it.

7. I finally beat Omaha Steaks. Fuck you and your bullshit e-mails. I finally got rid of you assholes.

If you haven't been reading since 2009, you probably don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Go read the old "I have nothing to talk about today so I'm just going to yell at you or bitch about spam mail"... it's not terribly different than things like today where I don't have anything to talk about but I just throw out bullshit and somehow get a couple hundred words out of it. And far too many prepositions.

8. That sounds like a fun new scene idea. Beat someone every time they use a preposition. See how much it fucks with their speach patterns. And if it has any lasting impact after the scene if you do it a few times.

Though that does necessitate that the play partner knows what the fuck a preposition is.

9. I have made a discovery... when I changed the screen saver on the AppleTV in the living room to my iPhoto Photostream and then changed my photostream to porn, it turned into a huge distraction. No, seriously... it really did turn into everyone sitting around and staring at the screensaver and totally killed conversation. It's done it like 3 times now. And since I stream music through the tv via the appleTV to get it to the stereo, it is kind of constantly running. I think we all sat and stared at it for about 45 minutes the one night a few weeks back. Like... the whole way through. All the way back to the beginning. And all conversation other than comments on the porn I threw up there pretty much stopped.

I'm curious if this trend carries over to the BimBeaus party on Saturday.

10. Yes... a final god damn reminder. BimBeaus party is THIS Saturday! We moved it up. If you didn't notice it before, notice this now. Look at the event page.

And also for a final time as well, who the fuck RSVP's to a party where you dont' know the host, don't say anything to the host, and/or dont' have friends that are friends with the host? Oh, and you've never before been to a community event and want to attend a house party? Yeah... um... Good luck with that, kids. Lemme know how it turns out.