Random Thought Of The Day #603

Day 603

Wait... Star Wars themed condoms? Can I make my privilege into a lightsaber? Cause that would be kinda badass. I want one of them that actually fucking glows in the dark though. And if it does glow in the dark... gives a new meaning to the word "fleshlight". But this time... it's for girls.

Oh, that was kinda groan inducing. I think I left a lot of my best material in the Day 300-400 range. Now I'm just running on fumes here.

So exactly what are the odds that the target demographic for these condoms actually gets laid between the time that they buy it and the time it hits the expiration date? I give it 10-1.

In the case of these guys, I don't think
girls are really that scary. Or interesting.
(yes, that was a gay joke)

But I'm talking the ACTUAL target demographic. Not people like me that would buy it because we liked star wars as a kid and still watch the marathons on Spike whenever we run across them. And I'm not talking about the charming cute geeks that TV gives us. I'm talking the actual stereotypes that those shows draw their inspiration from. The guy at the comic book store, playing some card game that nobody over the age of 8 should understand that has to do with fucking warlocks or some shit... the one that actually MIGHT have a panic attack if an even moderately attractive female actually starts talking to them.

Yeah... those people actually do exist. I've been to enough comic cons that know that for certain.

And now I sound like as big of a geek as I'm laughing at. This quickly became "Look at that geek!." while I'm standing there adjusting my fucking pocket protector and wondering if I should go with the blue lightsaber condom or the red one because I always kinda thought Luke was a whiny bitch and Vader just slapped motherfuckers around. And entirely missing the irony of the situation.

And that's probably a lot more pathetic than I'm realizing too.

I'm going to shut up now.