I didn't sleep last night. I just stared at the ceiling and then watched Netflix and then stared at the ceiling some more and then more Netflix until it was time to get up for work.
And I totally forgot that the other day was Roswell Crash Day. If it wasn't for that fateful day, 65 years ago, in the asshole of the country that is most of New Mexico and the southwest, we wouldn't have people like this asshole from Ancient Aliens and his fucking insane hair to make internet memes about.
But I guess we'd just pick some other crazy asshole to make internet memes about instead. Because... apparently we have nothing better to do. And we'd still have that "I just met you" girl to make fun of instead.
So in conclusion... I hate you all and I hope you all die in a fiery, painful, explosive-ridden manner. Preferably involving some sort of space craft. Because...
Yeah... I just cross-meme'd your ass!
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