I got a Groupon offer yesterday for Pole Dancing classes. Because that seems like something I'd totally have a use for.
I have no intention of putting some girl through stripper school. Though I would be happy to grade them and critique their routine and give pointers where necessary. Because there's always things that can make them better.
Yes, I am the arbiter of good pole dancing.
Actually, this gives me a good idea. I'm taking a stack of scorecards with me the next time I go to the strip club. I'll start grading them on the 10-point scale. Don't steal that idea. It's mine.
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