After getting into a discussion with DespoenaCalypso on Twitter about hurricane names, I think we've come to the conclusion that we need to start a petition. The present hurricane naming scheme is outdated. We need a new one. We've decided on a new system for it too. Stripper names. It's appropriate too. They're trainwrecks that really don't do anything but cost people money and destroy shit in the process of fluttering into and out of your life.
Here's some of the names we've come up with so far:
Hurricane MistyHurricane Sunny
Hurricane Summer
Hurricane Hailey
Hurricane Dawn
Hurricane Autumn
Hurricane Dallas
Hurricane Mercedes
So what are some of your suggestions for the names to go into the naming pool for future hurricanes? Let's here your best stripper hurricane names?
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