
You can justify it all you want, but unless it's some ungodly amount and worth the risk of throwing $10 a week or $20 a week or whatever at this lottery, it's just a waste of time. Because if you play the Powerball, you probably play Mega Millions. And if you play them, you probably also play the daily number or the one with 4 numbers and all those other fucking games. You get into back-door numerology with noticing that certain numbers keep showing up and call it a sign that you should play that number. And in the end, all you do is line the coffers of Harrisburg or whatever your state capital is, and set your money on fire. At best, you'll break even in your lifetime while some political hack gets to make a bonus on the interest from your couple hundred or thousand bucks a year, along what the money of thousands of your other fellow suckers in this crapshoot game of pure dumb luck.


What in the fuck would you do with that amount of cash? Invest it? Donate a chunk of it? Help out family and friends? Buy a fuckton of cool shit? Become Batman? (Hint: Become Batman is really the only acceptable option here, but it's ok. I won't judge you for getting the answer wrong)
So what the fuck would you do?
Me? It's simple. Pay off the last of my debt, pay off my house, probably buy the one next door that is for sale, and try to buy up a good chunk of the neighborhood and turn it into a kinky neighborhood where I only rent or sell them to other kinky assholes. It will finally fulfill my dream of being able to do any of the kinky things that I'd like to go to without actually needing to leave my street.

Also, I'd probably put in a pizza, burgers, and bar style place like... right next door. Oh wait, Foli's is only down the street. But that means I need to actually LEAVE my street. I don't wanna!!
Oh, and I'd totally have to out-do the hillbilly that got robbed with a hundred grand in a suitcase in a strip club parking lot. Seriously, who the fuck brings $100,000 to the strip club? Fucking Lil Wayne doesn't even do that shit. And his name is Lil Wayne!

And maybe a Scrooge McDuck Money Bin. Because... Money Bin!
What about you?
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