That's Probably A Bad Thing - RTOTD #853

Day 853

Coughing blood is probably not a good thing, right?

Well, not like a LOT of blood and not like EVERY time, but maybe a little blood most of the time?

Hmmm... I've been down this road before. It only leads me to things that I don't like to hear. Like "dying" and "you should stop treating your body like an amusement park" and "you're not 17 anymore" and "give me back my stethoscope" and "that's not a toy!" and "no, I won't give you 37-refill prescriptions for vicodin and Viagra" and "NO, I DON'T HAVE A GIANT BLUE PHONE BOX! GET THE FUCK OUT!"

So fuck that. I'll be fine tomorrow. Or maybe next week. Or something.