A Pimp is suing Nike because their shoes aren't labeled as "dangerous if used to beat someone with". Because apparently he didn't realize that beating someone with them would cause injury.
I have so many words. So very very many words. But instead, let's go with a list of the best ridiculous warning labels. Because I can guarantee that that's funnier than discussing whether Nike needs to label their shoes as "not beating implements" or "harmful to face if used to curb stomp" or some such bullshit. Because this shit is as fucking stupid as people that need to be constantly told that their coffee is hot. And it's awesome.
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| Was there a lot of this going on somewhere? |
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| This is a roof antenna. Drunk people should not be on the roof. |
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| WHO NEEDS TO BE TOLD THIS?!?!?!?! |
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