This post doesn't make any sense... neither does this rhino...
I'm kinda distracted today, so I really got nothing to say... I wish I did though. It would make for a great distraction from my distraction.
But that might also come from my lack of caffeine right now. I feel like I might be fucking falling asleep sitting up in my chair right now. And since I don't drink coffee, now it's apparently time to hunt down Mountain Dew. But not right now... there is SCIENCE to do!
Sadly, the SCIENCE! is what I'm being distracted from doing.
The nice thing about the whole house-buying-thing is that I can sit around and think about all the cool shit I can do with it that I can't do with an apartment or anything else. And no @Graydancer, I'm not actually going to drill enough holes in the wall that it falls down (though that totally does sound like something I'd do).
But presently, putting together a list of the necessary improvements, trying to figure out how much they're going to cost and then prioritizing them is kind of the one thing that my brain keeps going over and over. Sadly, a couple of them are more necessary than the improvements that I WANT to make, thus leaving me sitting here thinking "*pout*but I don't wanna gut and re-do the kitchen & bathrooms before I finish the basement and turn it into a dungeon!! *stomping foot*".
It's also dawning on me that "hey, you're buying a house, fucker! That means you need to be a grown-up... which means actually getting up before noon on the weekends to do fucking yard work and shit" and then I cry.
And then it dawns on me that I'm watching far more HGTV than any straight male should ever subject himself to and it makes me want to slit my wrists.
That was not SCIENCE! That was just some ramblings about how I'm totally not cut out to be an adult.
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