Random Thought Of The Day #465

Day 465

We need to come up with Kinky Rules Beer Pong.

There's already "House Rules" depending on where you're playing. Double Cupping, bouncing, islands, back-to-back, re-racks, slamdunk, behind-the-back, redemption, "guys finger, girls blow". They're all things that different houses have different rules on. Though in our house, girls also finger. We haven't yet had an instance when guys wanted to blow, but I'm pretty sure we can accomodate that as well. We're equal-opportunity like that.

As @TwistedView mentioned yesterday, we need some kinky-rules beer pong.

Here's what I'm thinking.

The Suspension Shot. We have 2 designated "Suspendees" for the evening. Either end of the table. And instead of the "behind the back" (which is really funny when someone sinks it into their own cup after they threw it into their own shoulder or arm) the suspendees get to throw. And if they sink it, it's also 2 cups. The suspendees can be changed up as they want to come down and someone can replace them if they want to fly instead.

The Blindfold Shot. One player from each team can elect to throw blindfolded at any point in the game. Each cup that they sink is also worth 2 cups. It's a risky play, but can really help if you're way down or drunk already and can't see straight. Plus... watching someone throw it about 20 feet away from the table would be kind of amusing. But I laugh at others misfortune. So maybe it's only funny for me.

Strip Pong. Every game that you lose, you lose another article of clothing. This could end up with a lot of half-naked drunken assholes. Which is greatly amusing.

So what do you think? Come up with a good kinky beer pong house rule for my house.