Random Thought Of The Day #587

Day 587

I love strippers.

I think we're all aware of my love of slutty girls. Especially girls that degrade themselves by selling their dignity to me a dollar at time. It's like I get all the thrill and I don't even have to do any of the WORK of degrading them. It's kinda tits.

I don't know... something about the look and the smell is hot. The stripper perfume. The not-quite-Ke$ha-esque-yet-still-excessive use of craft-herpes (aka. glitter). The naked-in-heels thing. The ink and/or metal.

For the record, both is better than either one individually, as long as there's symmetry and some sort of feeling of cohesion to the design of it. Design is important to body modification. You don't have to know the details, but as you find something that you really like, you gotta find a place to put it and you have to put it in relation to other pieces so there's some sort of artistic design to it. Design is important. Seriously. I'm not joking. Put some thought into where you put that ink. A bunch of randomly strewn-about pieces that have nothing to do with each other and a bunch of bare skin between them? One or 2? Ok. 4 or 5? NO. And if you don't understand why that looks like shit, it just proves you have no taste. Wanna have a few pieces that mean something to you? Do it. But then have them throw in some filler or something so it doesn't look like a skin disorder.

But yeah... there's something that I always dug about strippers and probably always will. It reaks of sex. Even if it's just the illusion of it. But it still reaks of the vibe of sex.

And I love that. A girl just screaming 'sex" when you look at her. Even though the only thing she cares about that's in my pants is the thing residing in my back, right pocket. With a chain attached to it.

And I swear I'm going to punch the first person that thinks I'm talking about my penis. BACK RIGHT POCKET!

Oh, I give up on you people.

Yet it's somehow different and 1000x times more effective than porn star. Maybe cause they're more real. Maybe cause they're more believable. Probably because their acting-like-they-want-you skills are equal to or better. And definitely because they're actually there.

There's kind of a sense of "fun" in addition to the overtone of sex that is there. Like you can get drunk & fuck & then laugh before they go back on stage and dance again.

Or maybe because I just slept with a few too many of them when I was younger and better looking and with more disposable income to waste on entertainment.

Or maybe it's their obvious daddy issues and my kinda blatant Daddy complex.