That's a thing? How did that become a thing? WHY did that become a thing? I'm so confused.Can't we go back to a simpler time of black market trading when it was done in identities, livers & kidneys, 18 year old blond Russian girls, and kilos of cocaine?
Now... laundry detergent.
That shows you how fucked the world is now. When we're not black-market trading in vices or illegal goods but in daily-use household items. Even the black market can't afford vices and illegal goods.
We're all screwed.
Wait... so if Tide is the new currency, can I buy stuff from the old black market that used to be currency with the new currency? I wonder how many loads of laundry it costs to buy a blonde chick from like... bumfucknowhere, Russia? I would totally go as a high as 5 cap-fulls. But they have to pay the freight. Fucking shit is expensive nowadays. And I don't have enough detergent to pay the Customs office either. Or can I still do that? Can I buy old Black Market Bucks with NEW Black Market Bucks? 
This shit gets complicated. What's the exchange rate of Tide to Kidneys? What about the exchange rate of humanly trafficked girls to detergent? Cause that would totally work out great. I buy a girl with a couple cap-fulls of Tide and then she can do my laundry with the left-over detergent. Win-Win. Well, maybe not for her. But meh... can't please everyone. And why is it only Tide? Isn't Bounty good enough for you fuckers? Wait... is Bounty a thing? Or is that the paper towel & toilet paper company? Which one am I thinking of with the fluffy walking stuffed teddy bear that is always laying around in the really soft fluffy towels? Bounce?
Fucking whatever.
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