Random Thought Of The Day #589

Day 589

So I just read an article with the headline of "governments are at high risk for corruption"

In other news.... scientists have discovered that the Sun is giving off light and heat.

Also, water? It's wet.

Oh... and Apple is having some conference call today about what they're going to do with 100,000 million dollars that they have just kinda hanging out in the bank. Yeah, you read that right. That works out to 100 billion dollars.

I think they're going to buy Greece. All of it. The whole thing. The land, the buildings, the people.

Wait, would you get the people too? I mean, you're effectively buying the combined wealth of an entire country. So would you get the people that live in that country as your own personal property too? Or would they just end up like the tenants in the apartment building that you bought? And raise the rent until they GTFO?

If you got to keep the people, I'd totally make them all into test subjects for human cloning or like.. some sort of medical experimentation. Or I could just sell them one at a time to zoos and private collectors.

What? That's not nice or something? Fine. I'll just begin employing them all as my personal servants. All you touchy-feely liberals. I don't see why I shouldn't be able to have pet humans.

Pussies.