So... we're broke right? I mean the country. Spending a fuck-ton... actually, a metric fuck-ton... of money that doesn't really exist and pretty much just playing a really shitty game of Monopoly right now, right? Largest 1-month deficit in history was in February. Hundreds of billions of dollars on wars... another billion dollars just last year on advertising the government. All that fun stuff.
Before I continue... I need to laugh at the ridiculousness of advertising the government. Cause really... did anyone forget that they were there?
Oh wait... it was for making the government look all nice and caring and sweet and helpful and not that they're just out to take as much of your god damned money as possible while bending us over and find a way to restrict something else every day that we used to be able to do, fucking us up the ass with one of those huge fist dildos. You know the one I'm talking about. Not the pointy kind with the fingers all pulled together and whatnot into a point. I mean the actual fist shaped one. Yeah. That one. That'll suck.
But they are doing something that is such a gigantic waste of money that I fucking LOVE it.
Bermuda Triangle motherfuckers!

Even with those gay wings on his ankles. And wearing a scale-mail speedo. Sorry dude... not intimidating at all. Kinda pansy-ass if you ask me. Although you can still probably kick Aquaman's ass. That dude is a real pussy.

Now how are we gonna make Easter Island fit in with this too?

Or maybe it'll just be Asians.
And @ElitistFucks munch tonight, bitches! Be there.
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