Random Thought Of The Day #600

Day 600

Fuck... 600 days. Over 800 writings now. Probably 775 of them as part of this daily blog series. 600 days of shameless self-promotion, pandering, making fun of everything and everyone, the occasionally well-articulated post when something REALLY pisses me off, and generally being a loud-mouthed, egotistical, seld-absorbed, crude, misogynistic, argumentative, trouble-making, irresponsible, polarizing, sexist, fatist, everything-else-ist, rambling, incoherent, politically-incorrect, offensive douche.

But hey... at least like... 2 or 3 of them were really worth the time it took to read them. And once or twice, they were actually funny.

Thanks for reading. None of this is possible without... oh wait... yeah... it's all possible without you. Cause I'll still write shit even if people stop reading it. Mostly because I'm really just that bored. And because sooner or later, I'm actually going to get bored enough to activate the subliminal suicide trigger that I put into day like... 5 or 6. I don't remember. It was day a long-fucking-time-ago.

I kinda wish that I would have hit RTOTD #600 on the same day that I hit writing #800 on Fet though. But eh... I had my timing off by 1. Close enough. I blame the number of people that sent me pics of their boobs to post.

Seriously... is that all it takes? I can just post a shitload of boobs from people I know as long as I'm doing it for some Boobtacular? Or hell... is that all it takes for me to get my phone flooded with booby pics? Damn. I need to keep that in mind next time I want some new boob pics.

Wait... if 200 is a bicentennial and 300 is tricentennial.. is 600 sexcentennial? Sextennial? It's gotta be, right?

If so... I kinda wanna giggle a little bit about it.

But look at all that gratuitious hit-counter bumping that Friday & Saturday brought. Apparently boobs make it 6x more likely for people to read the media-enhanced blog site as opposed to just reading the text-only version on Fet. That's a good thing to keep in mind. Boobs = hits. Fake boobs = a lot of hits. Local boobs = oddly enough, less hits than fake boobs. You'd think that the boobs of people you know would have at least a little more appeal than "random whore boobs". But I guess since it's not as much of a draw when you can already just click their profile and see the goods.

So in commemoration of my achievement that had absolutely nothing to do with you... let's play a little game. It's called: 

"For the love of god, help me figure out something to do for another Mad Libs edition of the RTOTD". Cause I've been trying for like 6 months now and come up fucking BLANK every god damn time. I'll even let someone guest-write for a day if that'll do it. And I'll give you all the credit.

But for the love of god... give me some inspiration or a topic or even a sentence to start me off on putting together another Mad Libs edition. Cause people seemed to love that and I'm nothing if not a pandering attention-whore.

And one final, unrelated note, I'd like to personally take a moment to thank & congratulate @DoNotGoGently for proudly representing Pittsburgh so well at IMsL. While she was not able to bring home to the Title, we could not have asked for a more excellent competitor from our area to represent this city.

Let's all take a moment to send her a message to thank her for representing us so well.