Ever read something that can be pretty much summed up as an "impenetrable thicket of words"? Yeah... I just made that mistake. There's something about "theory" discussions that just turn them into pretentious douchebaggery.
And when I'm done, not only do I realize that it was some god-awful grammar (and trust me, I know how badly I butcher it. but like a supreme court justice with pornography, I know bad grammar when I see it), but I'm also left wanting to beat my fucking head against the wall and go read some Calvin & Hobbes.
So to entirely avoid pretentious douchebaggery here today, I'm going to leave this topic simple:
Remember when you were younger? Who was that tv person that you had the huge crush on? Mine was Alyssa Milano.
Fuck, I'd still do horrible things to that woman. And I normally am NOT a fan of the "hollywood" chicks. I'm more of a "valley" type. You know, the porn stars.
Or maybe that one chick from Charles In Charge. Nicole Eggert was fucking HOT.
So what about you?
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