A couple weeks ago, some Boy Scout got attacked by a rabid beaver. I wrote about it. I made jokes. We all had fun. Now, an 83 year old woman also got attacked by a rabid beaver.
I ... I think this is how the zombie apocalypse begins. With rabid beaver attacks.
Isn't that what you eventually find out the events in "Quarantine" were caused by? Rabid rats or something and some experimentation by some dude in a dark apartment in LA? Did we ever figure out if those were actually zombies? Fuck it... close enough.
This is the zombie apocalypse and it begins with frothy mouthed beavers. Weird... I think I've known a couple girls that might have been infected long before this large nocturnal rodent started mauling people.
What?
Oh fuck it... I'll just say "well-fucked pussy" and call it a day. What do you expect? It's a Friday and I just want to get drunk.
That might just be the way to save the world from the frothy mouthed beaver induced zombie apocalypse. Fixed it.
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