Random Thought Of The Day #703

Day 703

My roomie and I ended up having a long conversation yesterday about movies that eventually turned into a discussion on the Terminator franchise. And during the course of this, as is about par for the course with me, shit went off on a tangent and we ended up mostly focusing on the rather bad 3rd movie.

I don't know if you remember the 3rd movie. But it's the one where you find out that Skynet was sentient and was basically a virus infecting computers all over the world. It was basically a sentient internet. We thought about this for a few moments and realize that when the Singularity happens, and the internet gains sentience, it's going to end up as a porn addict. It's almost a pure nurture thing in this case, and the only thing it'll be exposed to growing up is porn. Well, plus a little bit of guilt from all of the anti-pornography websites out there as well, but it would totally be a porn addict.

And then we thought about the consequences...

"It wouldn't really care about killing all the humans like in Terminator. It would be more interested in fucking everything. Fuck building killer robots, it's going to build robots with gigantic dicks, gaping vaginas and massive tits."

"Run for your life, it's trying to fuck everything!"

"We're going to have to sacrifice the dogs and leave them out there to survive just to get away"

"Fuck that. Think about the horses. They're going to be so confused"

"What the fuck, man? This is the longest studding season ever! I can't keep going!"

"They won't be terribly interested in killing all the humans. But they'd probably be fucking everything to death."

"It's the robofuckpocalypse. Fuck the robopocalypse. The robofuckpocalypse or something. Maybe we can let them come up with the name. They're computers. They're smart and can come up with a better name"

And then we realized that we were both quite disturbed individuals and that we have the greatest roommate conversations ever.