Random Thought Of The Day #720

Day 720

Do you know what I've never done but always kinda wanted to do?

Walk into the back of a restaurant, as a patron, and just start making my own food. Grab some pancake mix or a burger patty and just throw it on the grill and see if I can do as well as the cooks at the restaurant.

Though I have a feeling that might get me thrown out. Depending on what time of day or night it is though, they might actually thank me. But really... what kind of reaction do you think they would have?

It's like the Shock & Awe treatment being leveled against an Eat N Park. Yeah bitch, I'm back her cooking. What the fuck are you going to do about it? Yeah pancakes, bitch!

And now on the issue of food, I want someone to bring me some pancakes, and bacon, and eggs (sunny side up) and hash browns. NOW! Vamanos!

DRINK!

Actually, now I got a flashback to pancake wrapped bacon from the GRUE-cakes after the GRUE this year. I want pancake wrapped bacon. Who is going to make this happen?

So where the fuck is my breakfast, children? Daddy wants food. So you better hurry the fuck up and bring me some motherfucking food.

I didn't get enough sleep last night apparently.