Thursday, October 4, 2012

RTOTD #721.1

Day 721.1

So the rules for our Debate Drinking Game last night kind of turned into the following:

Drink for every anecdote.
Drink for every mention of freedom, liberty, or the United States.
Drink anytime anyone says anything that should set off the bullshit detector of anyone with more than 2 firing neurons.

Needless to say, by a half hour in, I was already down a 1/4 of a bottle of Jameson.

While actually listening to the answers, it became clear that rule 3 was to be the most drank rule. And eventually became a Drink anytime the President talks (because he sounded like a bumbling idiot) and drink for 4 out of every 5 things Mitt says. Because he's a robot and robots know math, we didn't have to drink for that section when he spoke.

I got nice & fucking hammered in about 45 minutes. Thanks Candidates. I needed an excuse for Wednesday drinking.

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