Random Thought Of The Day #722

Day 722

I really need to clear out my phonebook and IM friends list.

I looked through there the other day because, for some reason, when I updated my all-in-one IM app on my phone, all of the screen names got disassociated with their phone book entry. In the process of trying to re-orient them all, I found myself asking myself a number of questions.

Me: "Who the fuck is this?"

Me: "I don't know. Why not just delete them?"

Me: "Because I haven't looked at an IM friends list that wasn't synched to my phonebook that showed their phone book entry name instead of their IM name in like... 3 years"

Me: "Oh. That would make sense."

So after a while though, I did start noticing people that I haven't talked to in years. People that I haven't even seen or thought about in  years. Girls I fucked years ago and stopped talking to when I got bored with their vaginas. Or the occasional girl whose vagina was locked up tighter than a nun in the Vatican and I never had the opportunity to expore it and then get bored with it. But also a lot of guys who I was friends with a decade ago and really have no interest in talking to anymore. People that have drifted and I just don't care about.

So I think I'm going to start cleaning out my contacts list. Not here or anything. I just mean my phonebook. Because do I really need the phone number for some girl that I nailed 8 years ago and never talked to her again.

I did notice that I still had "Cute Brunette From The Other Night" in my phone. If you remember that story where I couldn't remember if it was the doctor I met or a stripper, then you'll find this amusing. And for the record, I did delete that one this morning when I noticed that it was STILL there. Shows you how often I look through my phonebook and go "wait, who the fuck is this?"