Hey... since I know that absolutely nobody else is going to remind you... today is Election Day.
I know... crazy right? I bet you didn't even realize it, right? If it wasn't for that sign I saw on my way to work today, and that solitary commercial I saw on tv last night, I never would have even known. I bet the news didn't even cover it.
So since I was kind enough to remind you to run like hell away from every school, municipal building, church, bingo hall, and VFW so that you're not swarmed by idiots with a tree-killing fetish, arms loaded with more fliers than a lady with a 6 year old who lost their dog... I want you to vote for the only REAL candidate out there.
Vote Bailey 2012
Because if your elected officials are going to piss all over you, at least they can afford you the decency of walking over and lifting a leg on your foot to do it.
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