Bored - RTOTD #791

Day 791

Fet has become so boring for me that I don't even know why I check it most days.

Honestly... there's very little here that I care to look at. There's far more activity on Twitter with people I actually talk to and hang out with. There's better porn on Tumblr. And I won't even get into the writings. It's either verbose erotica that bores the crap out of me, or it's ranty-rants about policies, drama, or 101 bullshit.

Really... it's just boring. And none of you motherfuckers are entertaining me. I can't always be the one doing the entertaining. It's your god damned turn!

Though this is probably just my own personal expression of SAD. Around this time each year, some people seem to like to start shit with people and create drama. Others seem to like to go on ranty diatribes about preposterous bullshit that isn't even funny or throw a temper tantrum about some perceived injustice. I, on the other hand, get bored and find little to no inspiration to write, while also being disinterested with most things on Fet.

Maybe I just need to look for better inspiration elsewhere? I don't know.

So I'm gonna just state a bunch of stuff that some people might get pissed about and others will be amused by and most everyone else will go "oh... meh" and ignore because it's as boring as everything ELSE around here. Plus, I don't feel like being super interesting today.

1. Susan Rice kinda looks like a mouse. Yes, the US Ambassador. She totally looks like that mouse from one of those animated movies. I think Stuart Little, but I don't feel like looking it up. In fact, she kinda looks like she has whiskers.

2. People that use sockpuppet accounts are childish pussies hiding in their mom's basement with massive inferiority complexes desperately seeking relevance by throwing temper tantrums.

3. I don't give a fuck if Shit, Incest, or any of that other crap is now banned from Fet. And I have no idea why people are throwing a tantrum about it. Oh, what's that? Don't like Visa's policies? I still bet you have a Visa in your wallet. Jesus christ, children... settle the fuck down. 4 things that violate obscenity laws in the country where most of the members are and where the banks are almost all centrally located are out. Give it up with your "bunch of Nazis" and "when will MY fetish be blacklisted as well" crap. Settle the fuck down and just deal with it. You do know that IRC is still around for your weird kinks, right? Go there. And please take the Furries with you? Please?

4. You people do know that when you find a way around possible new regulations and laws, you're not actually supposed to go straight to the press with it, right? Cause I just saw an article about how 3D printing is the way to get around any bans on the sale of "high-capacity magazines" for rifles. I wanna know how long before 3D printing of machine guns is the wave of the future. Cause I kinda wanna see if they can 3D print me up a motherfucking jetpack. WHERE'S MY FUCKING JETPACK! The science fiction future that we're living in says I get a god damned jet pack and I want it.

5. Hey @Diotima... some broad just died from drinking too much coke every day. Might wanna cut down on your "multiple 2-liter bottles per day" diet coke habit. Just a public service announcement.

6. Every joke that could be made about what you're giving up for Lent has been made. I'm giving up bad, recycled, and not-very-innovative Lent jokes. You're welcome. I think just about all of the rest of you should do this as well. They're just old now. But zombie jesus Easter jokes? Never get old. Same with fart jokes.

7. In case none of you bothered to look... @Artemis_Fallen's birthday party has been slightly changed. It's now a Masquerade party instead of a "just wear whatever the fuck you want" party.

8. I really kind of hate you all.

9. ENTERTAIN ME, YOU LAZY PUSSIES!

10. I am on an old-school, horrible movie kick right now. I just re-watched "RAD" and "Gleaming The Cube". I kinda wanna watch the original Super Mario Brothers movie and The Wizard... but that's mostly because I am apparently also on an old-school video game kick.

While I'm at it, I kinda wanna see what would happen if you stuck these kids that play 47 hours a day of Call Of Duty at an 8-bit nintendo system and gave them duck hunt or the original Super Mario Brothers. Maybe Contra. I'd love to see them so confused on how to beat things.

I really think that the only thing that got me thinking about this is that the Super Mario Brothers theme is now my phone's text message alert tone. I also wanna re-watch The Avengers because I made Shoot To Thrill my ringtone the other day. I'm apparently very affected by hearing certain noises.