Someone bring me the head of Hallmark's CEO!
And to those of you that hate this day... just remember:
So that might make you feel better. (Credit to Warren Ellis)
And a reminder to everyone getting a little piece tonight after you spend way too much bloody money on dinner and flowers and a present. Never go Ass-to-Pussy. Always go Pussy-To-Ass or Ass-To-Mouth. Or just keep some hand sanitizer next to the bed.
Keep it romantic. Anal is totally romantic, right? RIGHT?
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