Day 775
So... crabs... as in pubic lice, are becoming an endangered species. All because of porn and girls emulating porn stars.
Who would have guessed that shaving your hoo-ha because some porn whore did it, and because it just looks sexier, would nearly kill off an entire species of parasitic insect? And who else thinks this is fucking awesome?
Know what I say to this? Those of you NOT already shaving/waxing/lasering/electro-ing that shit off? GET TO IT! We've got a whole species of useless parasite to make extinct!
Now if we could only find a way to genetically modify women so they wouldn't grow hair below the neck, we'd be totally making progress! And don't give me any shit about how some people like hairy girls... I don't care if they do... they're wrong. The next step in evolution is the hairless female from the neck down. How have we not already done this?
Though I'm sure the girl would appreciate if I could genetically modify my hairy-ass self to not have any hair on my balls anymore. Or within an inch of the shaft up top. I think she's sick of getting it in her mouth.
So here's just some slutty un-follicually-challenged girls. Or something. They have the proper quantity and placement of follicles... I don't know how to do PC. Bald Pussy Girls. Probably big fake tits in there too. It IS me posting this, after all.
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