Welcome back... welcome back, welcome back, wel-commme baaacckkkk
Sorry. I got the "Welcome Back, Kotter" theme song in my head. Or maybe it was a Ma$e song from back in the day. I don't remember. I think the one sampled the other for their track. Fucking time-traveling 70's tv show producers. Still stealing from the black guy, even if you stole it from him 40 years in the future. Assholes.
But so getting back to my point... the original porn goddess is returning. Jenna Jameson is going back to porn. No joke.
Why, you ask? Why does ANY porn girl go back to porn? She's broke as fuck again. Staying in LA after retiring and whatever the fuck she was taking that made her so obviously trashed on a morning show a few weeks ago probably costs a lot of money. And even being a millionaire doesn't last forever when you stick it all up your nose or in your arm or down your throat. So they go back to what they know. Fucking for money on camera. Hell, she's been away from it so long now and hasn't done a dude on camera in so long that she's almost a virgin again. But well... hahaha... yea no.
So welcome back, Jenna. I don't know who really wants to watch you fuck on camera anymore, but I'm sure someone does. Don't go broke this time. I don't think your body can handle the extra surgeries at this point and nobody is gonna want to see you try to do another comeback 10 years from now if you don't make all the bank you need this time around. Soooo... wanna take bets on who hires her and how much she ends up getting? I got money that says she's gotta put out twice the product per year to make even close to what she was making before. And fuck dudes on camera again cause she had some rule about that for a while or something.
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