Random Thought Of The Day #412

Day 412

I hate dating.

No, that's not hyperbolic or anything... I just kinda honestly do.

With the exception of about 3 months, last summer, I've spent the past about 2 and change years now single. I had some weird complicated mess that went absolutely nowhere about a year and a half ago, but even during that... I was still single.

Though I'm oddly cool with that. Cause by now, everyone either has kids, is alreadly taken, is terribly unattractive or completely batshit fucking crazy.

The bar scene is horrible. And I'm not exactly the most extroverted person on the planet, which really doesn't help when it comes to striking up a conversation in a loud, crowded bar with a complete stranger that I'd only be approaching because of how her ass looks in that skirt or how much I dig her tits. I can barely stand most human beings in a normal environment, much less when they're piss drunk and trying to do their best [insert celebri-whore name here] impression.

I work in a field that isn't exactly chalk full of 20 or 30-something girls. And I'm kinda getting tired of getting hit on by 40-something women. Hey, I've still got a decade plus  before I'm in your age range, ladies... I'm gonna keep trying to nail girls closer to not being able to legally drink than menopause, thank you very much. When I'm old, then I'll settle for 45-year-old divorcees' with 2 kids.

Don't get me started on trying to date within the kink community... I might as well beat myself in the skull with a tack hammer and then take a trip over to 'Nam, find an old mine-field and try successfully navigating it. I've got a better chance of coming out of that one unscathed than finding a chick in the kink community that I find moderately attractive that's sane, not already involved with 5 other people on one level or another and that I wouldn't rather beat with a heavy blunt object than speak to. And I don't mean that in the fun, sadistic way...

Nah... I'm a Domestic Dog...

"Women at the bar, wanna be a star
Stop her on the street, she thinks you're a freak
It's illegal to flirt, when we're at work
So nowadays I score at the grocery store"
-Slug