Random Thought Of The Day #469

Day 469

Four 69. That sounds like a lot of work. Can I just settle for maybe like 2 blowjobs instead? I don't feel like doing any of the work today.

Oh dear... that was retardedly lame. I think my fingers just groaned while typing it.

Fuck it.

Did you all gorge yourself on meat this weekend? You should have. It's the last grilling/drinking/sitting-outside-and-bullshitting-on-the-patio holiday of the year. @Artemis_Fallen made up a bunch of inside-out burgers filled with bacony-cheesy goodness and I grilled... well... everything that can go on a grill that we had to eat. Mmmm... meat. And garlic/onion veggie/chip/pretzel dip and @Sybele 's crack-laced cookies & hotdogs & @DoNotGoGently 's brownies & Lemon Bars and... Other Joe's ... ketchup? Hey, he brought ketchup. It was short notice. Whatever.

I realized though, this weekend... I really miss cooking regularly. I cook. I'm not too bad at it. I don't think I've ever poisoned anyone. And if I did? Well, I probably made sure I did it right and did it bad enough that they're dead.

I cooked like 3 times this weekend. And for my fat-ass, that's pretty good.

I miss cooking reguarly. But then again, when half of my eating is done while playing beer pong & realizing "fuck, I'm hungry. We need some pizza", it's not terribly congruent to cooking.

But as @Sybele mentioned in her Blog Post , we've found that when she's talking about cooking or baking, she's kind of money at Pong.

We play too much beer pong. But it's fun. You people should join us more often for it. It's a good time. We drink and then... um... drink more... and eat pizza... and while we're doing all that? We also drink.

Speaking of beer pong... I'm really really REALLY lucky that I didn't have a girl on my team on Friday night for the one game. it was the worst showing of my life. I got shut out. And had I a girl on my team, the "Naked Lap" rule really would have enforced.

It was embarassing.

Speaking of embarassing though...