Random Thought Of The Day #657

Day 657 

Hmmm... I'm working on the introduction for the book and it's weird. I've never really written anything like this.

I have to keep taking a break to go write more of the "Hold my beer and watch this" story as I remember it all. And as I'm reminded of it from friends. There's just some nights that you really should have died and somehow didn't. This was one of them. There's absolutely no reason that I shoulad have been alive after this, but somehow I am. So needless to say... there's periods of it that I can't quite remember. And parts that blend together a little bit.

Here's some of the stories that I've come up with that are almost definitely going to be in it so far. About half of these, I haven't written about. And probably a good chunk of them, I've never even told anyone about. Sometimes, because the statute of limitations wasn't yet up on them.

But here's what I got:

The Imaginary Relationship story
Girl mistakenly invites Joe & Friends to a party. Things break.
Spontaneous Anal
The "Hold My Beer & Watch This" story
"Oh, so it's an assault rifle kinda party, is it?"
Slut gets drunk and snorts adderall. Wants to go jogging at 3am
An Egg of Hash
Chloroform Snowboarding
Beer Case Sled Riding
A Conversation with Merlin the Magician
Free Lap Dances & the War with My Liver
The Myrtle Beach Roadtrip
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"It's OK, I Know What I'm Doing!"
The Pepper Spray Story
Vaseline & Doorknobs
"What are we going to do with all these construction signs?"

and a few others. A number of strip club stories. And some other party stories as I remember them. Some shorter stories. Some random thoughts. And some of the stories that you've read so far are going to be longer. Because other things happened during those stories that I omitted from the original postings of them. Either because I didn't know how to make them funny at the time or because I just didnt remember parts.

And often, because the full stories were just too long. The Bullhorn story was only 1 part of the Myrtle Beach Roadtrip Story. And the World's Largest Slip N Slide story was  only 1 part of the Egg of Hash story. So if I were to write the WHOLE story here.. well... it's going to be WAY too fucking long to post as just a blog post. So... I cut it down to only 1 part of a larger story.

And if you have any other favorites that you'd like to see in there, let me know. Because most likely, they're part of larger stories that can get expounded upon. And I KNOW that I've forgotten even all of them that I've told.

But that reminds me... I need girls for the book cover. I think I have 1 already. I need a blonde though. Long hair. Skinny. If you have a tramp stamp or ink on your back, even better.  Your face won't be shown. It's not a paying thing. I dont' NEED it, but I have an idea ofor the cover that will be pretty funny and I need 1 brunette and 1 blonde. I can do it with just the brunette, but it'll be funnier with both. But if you want your ass on the cover of a book, let me know.