There was a big earthquake in Pakistan and a new island was created. As the first person on the internet to lay claim to it, I have decided that that is where the Epsilon Phi Kinky Commune will be founded.
So pack your bags, boys and girls. We're going to go over and start a kinky empire on an island on the other side of the planet. But first, we shall have war to defend our internet-claimed lands from any transgressors. So bring your weapons of war and your violent tendencies so that we may settle our new-found homeland!
The Island Nation Of Joe-istan!
I need a new flag. Maybe this one?
Nations will tremble at our feet and beg tribute!
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