Random Thought Of The Day #561

Day 561

I want to have sex with the new Acura NSX.

I wanted to have sex with the version from 1991 too, but I figured that might be too much inter-generational play for me.

Fucking yummy. Car porn.

Random Thought Of The Day #560

Day 560

So I've been kinda examining my kinks recently and came to a conclusion.

I really suck at discussing them.

I mean, I have absolutely zero shame in every aspect of life... But the minute it involves discussing my kinks 1-on-1 with someone? I freeze. I have a huge problem getting the words out. And it's not like they're even that weird or anything. But because they're MINE, I guess I get all self-conscious or something.

I mean, I was trying to discuss my couple of kinks that had crossed into the realm of paraphilia the other day & I just froze. Or trying to explain the psychological side behind them. I don't know. I just can't.

Maybe it's because I've never had to do that before. I've never had to actually discuss them before. Never had to discuss them with friends or partners. They just kinda already shared them. Or I didn't care enough about how they saw me to get self-conscious.

Then again, we see how most of those relationships ended up. Haha!

Maybe that's the key though. I need to care enough about how they see me that it is hard. And as a result, make the conversation necessary & worth it in the long run.

Or maybe I'm just trying to explain why sometime I care & other times I don't.

Oh well. Continue on with your day.

Random Thought Of The Day #559

Day 559

Happy Birthday to the lovely & wonderful @BrighidsCross !!!

I'm sick today... so that's pretty much the best you'll get.

Though I did just read something to once again cast a bad light on the kink world. Some marketting exec chick in Detroit got killed. Some dude walked into the police & admitted it. Then said her husband was the one that asked him to. And that he has a "sex dungeon" in the basement of some bar there.

Cause what the kink world needs more of is bad press.

Have fun with that one, kids. I'm gonna go take a bunch of drugs and hope it kills this sick.

Random Thought Of The Day #558

Day 558

Man... I saw a thing about scientists figuring out how to read your brain this morning and even that couldn't get me hyped up to write something here.

I mean, I could go weight in on watching that trainwreck of a topic about Person A and Person B having a bad suspension scene & what happened or didn't happen or whatever. But I could give a shit about that too.

But I am gonna ask the question that I feel needs asked.

When did it become anyone elses business? Why does it have to go like this:

1. Something happens.

2. People talk about said thing online before anyone really knows what happens.

3. The people involved decide they need to make the "figuring out what happened" process a public thing as well because everyone is asking THEM what happened cause of "that thing they saw online".

4. People not involved decide they need to be part of said discussion.

5. Flame war.

6. Nothing is really accomplished, people get bored of the trainwreck and go watch something else, nothing is reconciled between Persons A & B and hard feelings are generally held by all.

7. Reconciliation/apology/factual investigation fail.

When the fuck did someone else's fuck-ups need to become a spectator sport?

Look, I barely even know who half you you people are. I don't really give a shit about if someone tied someone else poorly and they fell on their god damned head. Shit happens. People fuck up. Or sometimes they don't and people exaggerate shit. I could care less.

Though I also need to ask... since we're treating kink accidents like a spectator sport now, does that mean that when someone hits their head, we need to send them off to the Quiet Room for a while before giving them a concussion baseline test?

Can they start wearing numbers and have their names stitched on the backs of their corsets/panties/vests/etc? Cause that would make it a lot more fun.

And can we have teams? Cause that would be even more fun. With a draft and trades and even a farm system.

"I can't wait for the 2012 Riggers Entry Draft! We're drafting 2nd this year."

That's it. The Professional Riggers League. Fuck... collegiate co-ed badminton is on ESPN, we can totally get a TV deal.

Random Thought Of The Day #557

Day 557

Ohhhhh...  so a defense contractor is getting a chance to build a railgun. YAY!!! And once this comes out, I'm waiting for my laser guns, jet packs, flying cars and pretty much all the other awesome shit that 1980's cartoon GI Joe promised me and never delivered in the military hardware department.

In case you don't know, a railgun is basically a gigantic gun that fires really fucking big bullets (like, person sized bullets) at about Mach 7 and can hit a target hundreds of miles away using the earth's natural magnetic field and curvature to accomplish. You know the electro-magnetic roller coasters? Like that one at Cedar Point that shoots you at 0-about 100 in like 2 seconds? Yeah... same principle... but shooting really big fucking bullets.

So now that we've figured this one out, I want some fucking red lasers and blue lasers. Cause that's the other half of the battle.



Here's a pie chart. You know,
to make it easy

 Knowing? it's half the battle. the other half is red lasers and blue lasers.

So I already know... now I need the red & blue lasers.

Wait a second... we're still doing work on the Free Electron Laser too? Dude... we'll have railguns & motherfucking death rays? Sign me the fuck up! Now we're getting somewhere.

So what other technology from 1987 cartoon GI Joe do you want?

I mean, the flying cars would be pretty badass. But I still want a motherfucking jetpack. I mean, we've only been getting promised personal flying apertures for about 100 years now by our science fiction. And everything short of dinosaur cloning, alchemy and the technological singularity has come true from our Sci-Fi... so where's my god damned jet pack?!

But I'll settle for a stealth tank with fucking missle launchers attached instead. Cause I'm reasonable like that.

So come on... make with the old cartoon technology you want to see happen since we're getting a rail gun and a fucking death ray.

Random Thought Of The Day #556

Day 556

Time is running very strange for me right now. I don't know if I can really explain it... It's like I have no real temporal compass right now. It could be January 5th or it could be February 17th and would have no idea which it actually was. I keep thinking that it's only days until the HATE party and that I have another month at the same time.

Do you ever have that? Where time just kinda all starts to flow together & you have no concept of what day or week or even month it is?

This is the first time I've had it like this. I mean, I've had the usual "oh, it's only Thursday? I thought it was Friday already" thing a number of times. But this past week and a half is the first time I've been totally clueless as to what day it actually is.

And I'm being forgetful about what I have planned. Hell, on saturday night, I totally forgot that I was even going to the Rope Bite demo. I remember Artemis Fallen telling me "DoNotGoGently & Dork68 are coming over for dinner" and I had no fucking clue as to the significance. I didn't remember what we had going on. I didn't remember that there was a Demo. I mean, it's not like I'm complaining. Any excuse to see DNGG is always wonderful. And I haven't seen dude in like forever, so it was fucking rad to have him drag his ass out from bumfucksville, pennsyltuckey to come out. But I had no idea what was on the schedule.

I kinda feel like time just is not working correctly right now. Like I'm about to get an error message that just says:

ERROR 801 - TIME LEAKAGE OCCURRING

Time is broken. Do not attempt to consult a schedule, calendar, or clock. Our time-displaced robot monkey staff is working to fix this problem, but it might occur in the next 7 minutes, 3 weeks or 12 minutes ago. That's what's fucked up about broken time. In the meantime, enjoy the music that might have never played for you.

Maybe I need to add some RAM to my brain. Or find some other way to cache information. Cause apparently what I'm doing isn't helping.

Random Thought Of The Day #555

Day 555

It's really fucking weird not writing this week. I don't like it.

So let's do 2 things today... first... SOMEBODY... put together a RTOTD Greatest Hits (Or most offensive hate-filled rambling bullshit... your choice)... Quote them... link them... or just tell us which one it was. I have a feeling what you're gonna say... but I'm just kinda curious.

The next is thing on the list is for me to ramble about bullshit here. Like usual.

Oddly enough, probably the only thing the
weatherman can get right. When I open my mouth.

Did anyone even bother to watch the State Of The Union? Cause I'm kind of at the point now where I'm looking at politicians about the same way I look at the weatherman. And like the weatherman, I don't listen to people that lie to me.

Oh, and look at that... some dude is suing his ex for talking shit about him on the intarwubz. I'm pretty sure I'm totally getting sued by someone at some point here. Well... can't get blood from a stone, fuckers!

You know what I miss though? Just randomly screaming at lunatics here. I haven't done that recently. I miss it. Granted, it pretty much causes a shitstorm every time I do... but still. I miss yelling and calling people crazy on here.

Though I also haven't randomly blabbered about nothingness in a while either. I don't have inspiration. And there really hasn't been much that's caught my eye to ...

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!!!! I just saw a 100 pound fucking tumor! HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!! How the fuck does that happen? I mean.. I understand it's in bumfucknowhere... but seriously... how the hell does that happen? That's almost as fucked up as that one dude that had all those growths on his body and face and arms and shit. Where was that one? They had all those specials about when they were cutting that shit off of him? What was that again? I don't remember. That Human Tree dude.

How does that shit even happen? That's fucked up man...

And there's your major turn-off for the day...

Unless you're into freakish growths. And then you're just weird. Or actually managed to find a kink weirder than furries. And that takes work, kids.

Random Thought Of The Day #554

Day 554

Fucking hell... I'm guessing that 2012 will be the year that the government actually pays more attention to virtual problems than actual problems. SOPA, PIPA, the DoJ shutting down megaupload, guys actually going to jail for uploading a bootleg movie, getting e-mails from your ISP that you've been flagged for downloading an episode of a tv show that was on NBC or HBO last week or pretty much anything else. Intellectual Property rights are a BIG fucking deal for this government right now.

Too bad private property rights, monetary policy, tax policy, energy policy or anything else that will actually help people that don't own media conglomerates isn't on that list. But hey... gotta take care of the guys that bought them their ... errr... I meant "generously donated so that they could get legitimately elected in a just and democratic election process"... yeah... that's what I meant.

I'm still waiting to get paid for the virus that you're carrying around in your head. It's my property. You can pay me to keep it or pay me more to make it go away. As long as you don't distribute it without another fee.

Wait... does that make me ransomware? Cause that would be... actually, not terribly off base.

RTOTD #553.1

Day 553.1

The equation is:

(Mutual Attraction + Compatibility + Interest) x Proximity Acceptability x Timing = Status

The product being a 0 thru 3 result.
3 = probable romantic interest
2 = probable close friendship
1 = probable basic friendship or acquaintanceship
0 = possible acquaintanceship or no relationship at all.

That is the relationship dynamic equation.

Random Thought Of The Day #553

Day 553


It's strange how much life really is simply a series of mathematical equations.

Especially relationships. Of any type. It doesn't matter if it's the most meaningless acquaintance or someone you want to spend your life with.


Every. Single. One. They all boil down to an equation with 3 variables. Mutual-Attraction/Interest/Compatibility, Proximity, and Timing.


And these 3 are crucial. They all have to match. But the thing is, they're not degrees so much as binary commands. They're simple "Yes/No", "On/Off", "1/0" responses. They're binary degrees of acceptability to both parties.


This makes the equation signficantly more simple. Becuase they mutlipy off one another, a single Zero in the mix is all it takes for the equation to also equal Zero.


You end up with a binary product as well. A One or a Zero. A Yes or a No.

It's as simple as that.

But the problem is...

...when you constantly end up with a Zero somewhere in that equation.

Then, you're fucked. Them's the breaks, kids. Sorry to break it to you but that's how it works. And that's why some of us just can't manage to put it together. At least, I know what's why I can't. There's always a Zero involved.

So now that I've brightened up your day... here's some Deadpool: