Random Thought Of The Day #418

Day 418

I've decided that I'm prepared to accept the term "mansplaining" into the vernacular...But only under 1 condition...

It is accompanied by the term "cuntradicting".

Cuntradicting should be defined as such:

1. Something said by a woman in an argument that makes absolutely no sense (and likely makes a man's head hurt due to the illogical nature of said statement), but she refuses to explain because she is certain that a man, by the mere presence of a Y chromosome and his resulting gender, can not possibly comprehend.

2. Term for Girl Logic

3. Debatable, but can be used for double standards held by a woman

I'm totally gonna get shit for that one.

Cue the righteous indignation in 3... 2... 1... GO!

Random Thought Of The Day #417

Day 417

I saw Super 8 on saturday and god damn... E.T.'s dad was pissed off that whole fucking movie. Or maybe it was that thing from Cloverfield. Or maybe E.T.'s dad fucked that thing in Cloverfield and that's what was in Super 8.

Seriously... why are all these movie alien monster things fucking grey? Even when they're very bug-like, they're grey. Motherfuckers ain't got a beach or tans on their planet? Spiders aren't all grey. Centipedes aren't grey. But every one of these bug-looking alien monster motherfuckers are grey.

And it's not even JUST Spielberg or Abram's aliens. Those things in Battle: LA and District 9 and Mars Attacks and Independence Day and all the rest of those alien monster movies are grey too. Is that like a thing in hollywood? Alien monster guys are always grey. Why can't we get a fucking purple one? Or a green one? I mean, the X-Men movies have already had 3 blue people and a red guy. They haven't had anyone grey yet.

Especially when these grey bastards are smashing stuff all over the place. They blend into the rubble and it's a pain in the ass to see them. A fucking green dude would totally make it easier to see them. Or even fuscia. I don't give a shit. The last time I remember an alien monster thing with green aliens was like back in Star Trek or something. At least Green Lantern looks like it has at least a couple green aliens. But then again, the whole damn movie looks like it's gonna be green, so motherfuckers are still gonna blend into the background.

Oh... wow... that was kind of a tangent.

But still... good movie. Totally 80's style but with better CGI and all that. Just a lot of fun. A couple "are you fucking kidding me?" moments to make it even more funny thought.

Ok... I think that's all for now.

RTOTD #416.1

Day 416.1

I'm not a basketball fan. At all. It's a boring ass game with almost no physicity.

But I'm happy to see Mark Cuban's Mavs win the title. Mostly because the Mark Cuban is awesome. Best owner in all of pro sports for how he acts regarding his time. Sitting court side in jeans and a jersey like the fans.

Plus, he offered to pay for the City of Dallas's parade because he didn't think it was right for the city to pay for it.

But finally, I love it because of this quote regarding his decision to not buy the players rings; "Rings are done. It's time to take it to the next level."

I vote for fucking crowns.

Random Thought Of The Day #416

Day 416

So today is the day that I begin cross-posting this both on Blogger and on FetLife. It's gonna kill the traffic that I do get here, but oh well. For those that only started reading this on Blogger and haven't the slightest clue what the fuck fetlife is... lemme explain it.

It's just another social networking site, but for kinky and/or horny motherfuckers. Actually, I guess that makes it just like every other social networking site, come to think of it. Except there is less cam-whoring borderline jailbait-looking spam-bots there. I think. But it has better privacy settings at the very least and you're not getting inundated with them. And your random cock pics/boob shots don't get taken down by the admins.

I think that pretty much covers it. Pretty much the facebook for us pervs where you haven't been friend-requested by your mom, boss or 2nd cousin yet and can therefore still throw up that status update about the chick/guy you tied up and fucked the christ out of last weekend. And as the general public can't see your profile without signing up for the site, you've gotta be a member to read the version of this that'll I'll be posting on FetLife (which is exactly the same, but all plain text. So you fetlifers reading this on there, go to the link in the "Day 416" text to see the bonus features that you get on Blogger some days)

Like the good-ol'-days.

And on that note... total change of subject, children.

I'm actually gonna kinda borderline break a boundry that I had originally kept when I decided to bring this little daily rant back and discuss some of the kink community politics. But just in a very informal sense and because I'm a little confused and curious.

About this whole TNG/Burghermunch merger thing. It is burghermunch, right? After like 4 or 5 years being involved in the community, I still can't keep those Burghermunch and Burghmunch straight.

Regardless.

So they've kinda merged, right? That's the impression that I get at least from what little I've paid attention to or heard from others discussing it. The leadership has merged and the munches are now merged as well. Ok, cool. I mean, I've only attended about a half-dozen total community events that weren't private parties in the past year plus, but unless something major has changed, it seemed like about 75% of the 2 munches were overlap in attendance. So it's not like much is changing there. They're just now 1 group with 2 munches at the 2 different locations per month instead of 2 groups with 1 munch at 2 different locations per month. The math on it is still the same. 1 munch at Folino's, and 1 at Del's. 1 at the beginning of the month, 1 at the end.

But that brings up something that I've heard a couple people talk about that I'm mostly curious about... if TNG, which is kind of supposed to be for the younger part of the community (ie. below the 35-40 range, depending on the group "rules" in different cities), while the Burghermunch is kind of the local "all-ages" group, if those 2 have merged, isn't it just now a bigger Burghermunch and the TNG "membership" has been absorbed by Burghermunch?

I know that the "18-35, or totally new to the community" rule has been pretty much just a suggestion for as long as I can remember, but with merging the 2, doesn't this kind necessitate the abolition of that rule/suggestion entirely? With the fact that nobody has "graduated out" of TNG, pretty much ever, at least locally, hasn't the rule long ago been abolished?

I'm just asking this in the entirely literal sense. If a rule has been on the books but generally ignored for a good number of years now, is it a big deal for it to be abolished entirely? Was it necessary in the first place? Does/did that rule define the TNG, as a concept? If it does, then can a merged group still carry the name TNG, even just as part of the name? And if it doesn't define TNG, as a concept, then was there anything that made TNG distinct from the other local munch groups?

Personally, I could care less about the practice of this merger and what it entails. It sounds like just a formality, being that the groups had practically interchangable attendance for as long as I can remember. So, in practice, it looks like this isn't really going to affect a damn thing other than on a leadership level. Like who to go to if you have questions about something at one of the munches. So basically no big deal.

I'm just curious about this from an intellectual standpoint. The philosophy of language, type thing.

The biggest question being, "Can TNG still be about The Next Generation if there is no age limit and it's attended by people of both The Next Generation and the (I guess it would necessarily be) The Present Generation?"

Just something I've been pondering the past few days. As I can see the merits and downsides to both.

I'll probably reply with my own thoughts on this matter later. I just felt like posing the questions that I have run into while thinking about this.

Oh, and here's a little something to make you want to click the link above... some non-plain-text amusing crap to, once again, change the subject...

Because Deadpool always makes the morning better.

Random Thought Of The Day #415

Day 415

So Super 8 comes out today. In case you don't pay attention to movies in the same obsessive way that I do, this is JJ Abrams' new movie. It was mostly filmed in... I think... Weirton, WV. So like all of a half hour out of the city here.

Basically, it looks like it's gonna be E.T.-redux.... But where E.T. is really big and smashy. And fights the army this time instead of just poking things with his flashlight finger.

Damn... I kinda want a flashlight finger now. Not to like heal stuff like E.T. did, but because it could make for a kinda hot and creepy scene. Plus, I wanna see how bright that shit is. Like... Could I see the light glow thru the skin if I finger fucked some chick with my flashlight finger?

Holy sweet chocolate christ on a crutch... I just found this...

That's totally a dildo.

And is that thing radioactive? Bio-luminescence tends to be more chemical, but who knows... Dude was an alien. And that finger could heal motherfuckers. Those creepy looking deep-sea fish with the headlights and the big stabby teeth don't heal shit. And do you remember that head and pale, grey skin? That can't be healthy. On any planet.

Oh, yeah.. I'm kinda off topic here... Movies... Right. Guess I should get back to that.

So yeah... Super 8 is tonight. JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg doing a movie together? That's hopefully gonna be as good of a Director/Producer combo as Spielberg/Lucas or whoever it was that worked together on the Police Academy movies... wait... what?

But this is in addition to a number of really good and hugely successful movies so far this year. It's been nearly a movie per week since April. I mean, so far this year, we've already had Thor, Priest (which was mediocre), The Hangover 2, X-Men First Class so far this year.  And we're still waiting for Captain America, Green Lantern, Transformers 3, Harry Potter, Cowboys & Aliens, The Smurfs, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Conan, Real Steel, another re-make of the Three Musketeers, the re-makes of The Thing & Footloose, another Paranormal Activity and probably a dozen or so more good or potentially good movies that I'm forgetting coming this year.

But fuck that stupid glam-pires movie coming out. Supid twinkly not-vampire movie.

I swear to christ, that series almost pisses me off enough to make me want to hide in a laboratory for the next 20 years and invent an actual vampirism virus just so that I can infect myself, slaughter the familes of all the 12 year old girls that think those are what vampires really are and then stand in the sun, burning alive and screaming "I DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE!!" and die. Then my life will be complete.

Oh, that might have been going a little far... hmmm... I think I'm gonna shut up now.

Random Thought Of The Day #414

Day 414

Yeah, I kinda got nothing today. No inspiration at all this morning.

It's strange how many thoughts you can have streaming around in your head that would make a fun or amusing or just ridiculous blog post one day and then be totally blank the next morning.

I know that a solution to that would be to write them all when they're in my head but that would kinda defeat the purpose of this being a random thought of the day. It would be from yesterday or the day before and it wouldn't be random. Hence... you know... not quite a RTOTD.

I could talk about the nice time I had last night with a crazy cute girl that I don't see nearly often enough that I've had a crush on (on and off) for a few years now. Or getting together with a bunch of ElitistFucks tonight for our non-munch... but neither of them make for anything worth reading. Granted, the crap that I've posted thus far don't really make for anything worth reading either, but I guess that's the nature of the beast. Sometimes, you just don't have anything worth saying.

I could sit here and talk about a douche-rocket politician with an ironic name tossing pictures of his junk on the internet, but I'm pretty sure every joke possible on that one has already been made.

Or I could even ramble about how oddly difficult it was to find audio of bat noises on youtube last night to see how the actual bats flying around on the mountain would react. But even that's not terribly amusing.

Yeah, I guess this goes to show... you can't hit a homerun every time you get to the plate. Or even have something interesting to say 5 days a week before 9am. I guess I could just start writing this later in the day if I don't have anything interesting to say this early or at all that day...

Oh, I do have one minor thing to talk about...

I'm really curious how many people stopped reading this during the break between Day 400 and Day 401. And I'm also curious how many other people stopped reading when it was moved away from FetLife. Even with me posting the link to the daily update every day on there? Or if the content quality has dropped (excluding today... this was a waste of space today) recently.

I ask because the comments section, both here and on FetLife, have been pretty much barren and before the break, it seemed as though there were almost always at least a handful of comments.

No big deal either way... I'm just trying to figure out if the traffic has dropped off since then. I had no idea how many page views it got on FL, but I do know here that it's been averaging between 40 and 60/day almost every day and the comments have been dead.

So feel free to comment on that..

And this whole thing probably bored you to death to read today... I'll give you some more daily Deadpool to make it worth it...

And that's why we should all aspire to be more like Deadpool.

The end.

Random Thought Of The Day #413

Day 413

I think I've mentioned this before, but I feel (based on my wonderfully healthy breakfast) that the food pyramid should be re-organized again.

But this time, it should be based on the color of your foods.  For instance, we get a lot of orange/neon orange (Dorito's, cheddar cheese, mountain dew live wire, carrots), green (brocolli, peas, regular mountain dew) and most other color foods, but we are terribly Blue deficient.  What foods are blue? Hell, even blueberries aren't blue! They're purple.

We need more blue in our diets. And red. Because the only ones that get enough red in their diets are vampires and winos... but for all the rest of us, we're terribly red deficient as well. What other foods are red except for blood and wine?

Wait a second... I thought Christians were into that whole blood of christ/wine thing... but vampires are evil to Christians because they drink actual blood? Weird... talk about confusing shit...That's making my head hurt thinking about it.

But anyway...

Screw the system in place now... who cares if it's a grain or diary or fruit or whatever product food? What difference is it what kind of calories or carbohydrates or fat or vitamins are in it? What really matters is that we're not getting enough colors in our diets.

So your jobs are go to find blue things and eat them. But I don't think the blue crayon is gonna help out much. Feel free to try though.

But I'm totally not going to be legally responsible for whatever happens.

Random Thought Of The Day #412

Day 412

I hate dating.

No, that's not hyperbolic or anything... I just kinda honestly do.

With the exception of about 3 months, last summer, I've spent the past about 2 and change years now single. I had some weird complicated mess that went absolutely nowhere about a year and a half ago, but even during that... I was still single.

Though I'm oddly cool with that. Cause by now, everyone either has kids, is alreadly taken, is terribly unattractive or completely batshit fucking crazy.

The bar scene is horrible. And I'm not exactly the most extroverted person on the planet, which really doesn't help when it comes to striking up a conversation in a loud, crowded bar with a complete stranger that I'd only be approaching because of how her ass looks in that skirt or how much I dig her tits. I can barely stand most human beings in a normal environment, much less when they're piss drunk and trying to do their best [insert celebri-whore name here] impression.

I work in a field that isn't exactly chalk full of 20 or 30-something girls. And I'm kinda getting tired of getting hit on by 40-something women. Hey, I've still got a decade plus  before I'm in your age range, ladies... I'm gonna keep trying to nail girls closer to not being able to legally drink than menopause, thank you very much. When I'm old, then I'll settle for 45-year-old divorcees' with 2 kids.

Don't get me started on trying to date within the kink community... I might as well beat myself in the skull with a tack hammer and then take a trip over to 'Nam, find an old mine-field and try successfully navigating it. I've got a better chance of coming out of that one unscathed than finding a chick in the kink community that I find moderately attractive that's sane, not already involved with 5 other people on one level or another and that I wouldn't rather beat with a heavy blunt object than speak to. And I don't mean that in the fun, sadistic way...

Nah... I'm a Domestic Dog...

"Women at the bar, wanna be a star
Stop her on the street, she thinks you're a freak
It's illegal to flirt, when we're at work
So nowadays I score at the grocery store"
-Slug

Random Thought Of The Day #411

Day 411

One definition of insanity is repeating the same action over and over and expecting a different result. I'm one of those people that generally don't qualify as insane under that defintion (though I can guarantee that there are a number of other defintions that I would most certainly qualify under) because I learn from mistakes.

And god damn, have I made enough to write about a half dozen books on them.

But for some reason... and I think we all have had this person in our lives... one girl is just fucking Kryptonite for me. Actually, not exactly Kryptonite. More like somewhere between Kryptonite, my own personal White Whale, the Shelby GT 500 in Gone In 60 Seconds, and that weird kid in the 3rd X-Men movie with the shaved head that made people lose their super powers that I think was supposed to be Leech but wasn't cause Leech is green and kinda looks like Lord Voldemort would if he was homeless.

Oh... wow... white whale and referring to a girl... probably not the best use of metaphor there... you know what I meant... the figurative literary reference... damn... foot... meet mouth... told you she was my fucking Kryptonite too...

But regardless...

I think we all have that one person... guy or girl... where they're like this unattainable thing that every time we get closer and closer, something prevents us from getting them. Like the kids in the Trix commercials and we're the fucking Rabbit. But yet somehow, for some reason, we remain always stuck on them in some way. Even if we go on and end up happily with someone else and living a life... there's always that one person that was utter perfection for you that, at best, you might have got a taste of for a short period, but could never quite hold on to.

Or just some sort of fucked up variables in your life's equation that just prevent you from ever quite making it work. Either way...

I have mine... and like an idiot, I can't seem to move on from her. Haven't even seen her in almost a year, and can't move on from her. Hell, we've had only about 3 conversations since last summer and inevitably it comes back to her telling me how much she misses me and wishes things were different and me being fucking silent about it... acknowledging her, admitting to similar feelings and knowing and being forced to be the one to remind her that the variables that prevented things from working the most recent time around haven't changed. And won't be changing for a while, if ever.

But at the end of the day... A decade and almost a half of knowing each other... she's still my own personal Kryptonite and I'm still hung up about it...

And I'm still doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result... yeah... I might actually be crazy.

RTOTD #410.1

Day 410.1

Jack Kevorkian is dead. Died in a Detroit hospital. Big question... Did anyone help?