Random Thought Of The Day #451

Day 451

Oh, this is marginally interesting... scientists have found more evidence that the building blocks of  DNA are not entirely specific to Earth. We're all aliens.

Now we just need to find Superman. Cause if there's DNA building blocks in meteorites, that means there's life elsewhere, and that the planet with the life blew up and some of the rocks smacked into Earth and if so, they totally sent a spaceship with a baby and it landed somewhere in Nebraska.

That's how this stuff works. It's true... I saw it in a comic book.

But that once again bring up my point... Superman should totally be a fat guy. I'm not gonna keep proving it. It's just true. Superman should be a fat guy.

Speaking of superman... apparently there's going to be a new Superman movie. A total reboot of the franchise this time. It's going the Batman route and going with the title of Man Of Steel with no reference to Superman at all. I guess it's to distance itself from the abortion that was the Bryan Singer one with the SuperBaby and Cyclops from the X-Men movies for no apparent reason.

Spider-Man is also getting a reboot with Amazing Spider-Man.

So with all the superhero movie reboots coming out, what's the list of comic books that have NOT yet been made into movies that you would love to see?

Personally, I'd kill to see any of the following:

The Authority - superhumans that don't take any shit at all and put the bad guy down for the count. Period. Plus, it would be wonderful to show a strong, monogamous relationship between 2 gay male characters on screen in a superhero flick. We haven't seen that really yet. Especially between the 2 biggest bad-asses on the team.

StormWatch: Team Achilles - humans trained and armed to take down superhumans. Fuck waiting for Superman to beat up the gigantic bad guy, these guys can take him out faster and then take down Superman when they're done with the first guy.

Wildcats - Why do you need to always punch people to save the world? The corporation IS the 21st century superhuman. And what better way to save the world than to use all of the proliferate advanced technology to the rest of the world. Imagine a world with unlimited electricity for pennies. The Jack Marlowe & the HALO Corporation is bringing that to you. HALO... Your world, only better.

Deadpool - Though it is in active development with Ryan Reynolds reprising his role from the first Wolverine movie... except he'll be able to talk again in this one. And routinely break the 4th wall. And talk to his thought bubbles. I hope we actually see the thought bubbles on the screen.

Invincible - Probably the Spider-Man of the 21st century. Think all the cool things about Spider-Man in his teens with Superman's powers.

So what about you? What do you wanna see?