Oh look, the media decided to make a big deal about consenting adults doing things that consenting adults do. In a private location. That monitors age to verify that all patrons are of-age.
Oh what? We're close to sweeps? Oh... Yeah. Nevermind.
Cause it wasn't about being sensational with the thing in Detroit. And it wasn't about being sensational with Woodstocks. Or all of the other 70000 times it's happened before or will happen again. Nope. Not sensationalism at all.
I have a great story for them. Here's the headline:
"Discovered - Adults Having Sex With Other Adults Right Next Door To YOU!"
"Our undercover cameras found out that your neighbors are actually having sex with each other right in your neighborhood! Details at 11."
Cause remember the 2 axioms of television media & advertising, kids... If it bleeds, it leads. And sex sells.
And a dungeon story has both!
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