... And On The 8th Day - #812

Day 812

... And on the 8th Day, God created...

Me.

Then he realized it was a fuck-up. Couldn't figure out a way to get rid of me. Had that action stricken from the record books and then made up that whole "I'm infallible" thing to cover his own ass in the even he was ever called on it.


That might or might not be Jim

It had to come out eventually. Just figured I'd give you some bits of what parts ended up on the editing room floor. The original version of the bible had a lot more drunken antics where God got all loaded and made shit up like the Platypus.

And when he had a cocaine-fueled nightmare one time and tried to draw it, we ended up with the Giant Weta. Cause FUCK THAT CREEPY GIANT BUG! If that's not straight out of a nightmare, I don't know what is!

But I'll let you know something. That dude is a shitty golfer. Why else do you think he made Sunday "church day" instead of "golf day" like everyone else wanted?

Also, his real name is Jim. And he's got a really bad hipster mustache. He stopped rocking the beard back in the 40's and has tried to be trendy ever since. I kinda wanted to punch him when he started wearing skinny jeans. Because dudes shouldn't wear skinny jeans. Ever. But he's "infallible" and thinks that makes it ok.

Dick.