So it's been an incredibly hectic morning. And therefore, minions, I am posting this later than usual.
Day 15
Pay tribute to the science gods of the intarwubz, for they grant upon you new wonders every day. On the first day, they gave you the Instant Messenger. On the second day, you were bequeathed the Search Engine. And on the third day, you were given the wonder that is the intarwubz porn. And from these great gifts of the science gods of the intarwubz, you have shaped a new and exciting virtual world where men and women can live a Second Life as a walking penis randomly ejaculating bats or fairies or money. You have forged a untopia of Nigerian banking agreements and pay-by-the-minute instant nude modelling stars. You have sold everything from your virginity to your kidney to your child and your home. Oh superior lords of the intertron, we thank you for your generous gifts and will always use them to..... Um.... Scam people and jerk off?
shrug
well, that prayer went on longer than I expected.
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