Random Thought Of The Day #425

Day 425

Hey kids... it's friday and you're still getting a list of crap today.

1. Remember to add your cell phone number to the national do not call registry. They go public to the telemarketing companies this month. Seriously. This is a helpful reminder from your friendly neighborhood mad scientist. The number is 888-382-1222. You gotta call from whichever phone you want to have put on the list. I'm actually being helpful. I know it's rare. But hey, there's some knowledge for you.



Tell me she wouldn't look hot in that.



2. I totally forgot that the furry convention was in town this weekend. Fuck me sideways, I forgot. Goddess Sybele & myself were going to totally get dressed up and go. But I was going to do a Safari costume. She picked out the sexiest fucking kitty-looking costume I've ever seen. We'd totally NOT fit in there. It was gonna be awesome.

That's one of the few kinks I just can't understand. Every time I think of furries, I just think "Mascot Fucking". And I end up with a mental image of the Wisconsin Badger fucking the Oregon Duck on the 50-yard line. 

I wonder if the Ohio Buckeye would be an OK costume for a furry convention? It's a furry suit, but it's a nut. Hmmm...  What about if you went in a fish costume? Does that work?

3. Also in town this weekend... Belladonna at Cheerleaders. Yummy. God damn that chick is ungodly hot. And all kinds of crazy. Probably fun crazy. But also probably a good bit of real fucking crazy as well. But who cares? She's hot enough that you can deal with that. And apparently pretty fucking kinky as well. So it's like a win-win. She might dig it when you slap her into a straight jacket when she gets real crazy.

Go find your own porn.  I'm pretty sure you can find her picture pretty fucking easily.

I totally wish I had Photoshop skills
to put the President's face here.



4. Also in town as well... the President. Is he going to Anthro-Con? What kinda furry do you think he is? I'm betting he's a dog of some sort. Maybe an elephant. He's already got the big Dumbo ears.

Is he gonna check out Belladonna at Cheerleaders while he's here? 



Fuck You Philly



5. Hey Philly... good job yesterday. You trade 2 of your best players that are still only 26 so  you can have the cap space to sign a 31-year old goalie to a 9 year, way-too-fucking-much-money contract. That's fucking smart, idiots. And you even got, at best, a mediocre return.

Ahh the Flyers... 36 years of futility and counting. Keep it up, idiots. I love watching your asses fail. But hey, at least you finally have a goalie that's more effective than a shooter-tudor! Maybe one of these days, you'll actually have a chance to win something that means something.

6. So some dude actually put up a billboard because his ex got an abortion. Really, asshole? That's pretty fucked up man. Hey, I get it... you're pissed off that your fat ass got dumped and that you're not gonna have a kid now. But seriously man... that's fucked up dude. I get it... it was your man-juice that made up half that kid, but it's still her twat that's gotta shove that shit out later. She's the one that's still gotta carry it. Regardless of if it's right or not... YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN IT, dude. Her vag, her call. That simple.

I'm not gonna post any pictures here on this one. That's even over the line of good taste for me. So you gotta know that it's pretty fucked up. Thankfully though, a judge ordered it taken down.

Even I'm not that big of a prick.

So here's something funny of another idiot doing something stupid instead.



Almost as stupid

Ok, I think that's it for today. 

Have a good fucking weekend, children. Get drunk, stoned or the hell beat out of you. And come back monday and maybe this daily blog thing won't suck gigantic donkey cock.

I do have to know though... when someone in a furry costume is screwing a person in no costume, can it still be considered bestiality?