Random Thought Of The Day #428 - Mad Libs Edition

Day 428

So I've been promising you a Mad Libs Edition of the RTOTD for like a week and a half now... and my biggest problem was figuring out how to do it. I mean... I remember doing Mad Libs as a kid and it was always a 2+ person thing. One person held the book and asked everyone else for the stuff to fill in and all that. Then they read it back. So here's how we're doing it... the actual Mad Libs is only gonna be on the blog site... below some Daily Deadpool...

So here's what you do. Go get yourself a piece of paper and a pencil and fill in the blank. Cause writing on your computer screen probably won't work out too well.

1. Place ____________

2. Thing you buy ___________

3. Job (plural)  ____________

4. Adjective _____________

5. (Different) Place ___________

6. Fun thing you do (verb) _____________

7. Animal ___________





But what if he IS a zombie?



Here we go...

The other day, I had to go to _______1_______ to get a couple things. I was looking for a new xbox game and _________2_______ but I wasn't able to find the second one. Apparently they don't sell them there. That confused me. I know I've seen them there before. When the hell did they stop selling them? 

But while I was there, I came to a conclusion... I can't stand the _______3_______ for a bunch or reasons. They're annoying, pushy and _______4_______. And on the rare occasion that you DO need their help, they're nowhere to be found. I never understood that. How can they be fucking everywhere when you don't need them but nowhere to be found when you do? Do they have like radar for that shit or something? "Holy crap, someone actually needs help! I gotta go hide in the ______5______ until they leave!"

So I finished up there and decided to go get something to ________6_______. But the line was really long and I just eventually said "fuck it" and went home. There's nothing more frustrating than waiting in lines for something that simple. Especially when there's a lot of places to get some of that, but only a few that I actually LIKE.

I mean, Ok... a couple minutes is one thing but it looked it was gonna take like a half hour just to get something and as much as I was looking forward to it, it's totally not worth the kinda wait I was gonna have. So screw it, I thought. "I'm going home to play with my _______7_______ and order a pizza instead.". Pretty much just as satisfying.

It was a generally frustrating venture.

(hey, gimme some credit here... this is my first attempt at a Mad Libs Edition RTOTD! So if it sucks, then you weren't dirty enough in your word choices!)