Random Thought Of The Day #548

Day 548

Ok... so serious question... does anyone have a room big enough to watch an 84 or 100 inch TV in? Cause I don't. And I have a pretty nice sized living room with plenty of space to PUT a tv of fairly or very large size.

But do you realize how far away from said TV you have to be to able to really WATCH something that fucking big?

I mean... how big do you REALLY need to see the porn on your television? I'm pretty ok with about 40-odd inches of screen real estate for that. Any more... and it's like watching giants have sex. And that would be kinda weird.

Can you imagine the size of an ass on an 80-odd inch screen? It would look like a car bumper.



Not on fire... but close enough.



Which... well... actually, that's kind of a funny thought. Seriously... stop... and get that image in your head for a second. Some chick's ass on an 84 inch tv screen. It would be like 4 feet wide. That's like a SmartCar.

Except... I don't wanna set that on fire. And I DO want to set SmartCars on fire.

And with an 84" tv ... it has gesture control... exactly what is that "jerk off" motion going to be recognized as by the gesture control?  Cause when you're watching 84" of porn on your tv and looking at an ass as wide as a SmartCar bumper... you're probably making a gesture... granted it's an up & down gesture with your hand mostly closed and wrapped around something... but it's a gesture, nonetheless.

Your fucking TV is going to keep changing channels up and down over and over. And you're all fucked.