Random Thought Of The Day #596

Day 596

I just want to take the time to wish DoNotGoGently the best of luck and demand that she go kick some ass at IMsL this weekend. She left for San Francisco this morning. She's probably about to get on the plane right now, actually.

But all of you better take the time to wish her the best of luck as well. Or I'll hunt you down, one by one... and nobody wants that.

And now onto an entirely different topic...

How weird would it be to grow up with a mother that was a porn star?

I mean...first of all, it's probably bad enough if you have a hot mom when you're a teenager. I know that a couple of my friends had to hear it from us a few times about their mom being a MILF. But now you know that she's also done porn, so that just kinda makes it more uncomfortable. And you just KNOW that all of your friends that think she's hot have found her videos online. So that's pretty bad. And you're gonna hear about that forever.

But now... you have to screen your porn before you watch it so your mom doesn't pop up in it. Cause now that would be really fucking awkward. Hell, you might even have to swear off porn unless you spend hours and hours cultivating a library of it that you can be assured is mom-free. And that's like pushing into the territory of porn addiction. Or like porn-OCD. And you're gonna notice this too if you DON'T actually have either of those disorders (cause the crazy kinds never know they're crazy) and end up with the thought that maybe you DO have them stuck in the back of your head.

Welcome to talking yourself into having a complex that borders on hypochondriac. But for nudie movies. Good job there.

But then you also have to get into the question of if seeing people you know in porn kinda kills it for you. I mean, I know that when I see someone in mine that I have seen or spoken to in person before or even worse, someone who I could pick up the phone and call while watching them in a video, that kinda harshes my excitement. And I'm pretty much done for the next few hours.

So in the same vein, if you start running into the people that your mom is friends with and sometimes come over the house for a bbq or for thanksgiving dinner or something or even just to hang out, the people that are your mom's friends... how weird would that be? I mean, some people make friends with the people that they work with. Especially when they work in a less socially-acceptable career. Common interests and comfort of being friends with someone that works in a similar field as you tends to happen. At least, that's been my experience with drug dealers and strippers. They're friends with other drug dealers and strippers.

But how much would it suck if you gotta screen for all your mom's friends now too?

I think I'd give up pretty quick and just start using my imagination.

Now that I think about it, I vaguely remember seeing a TV show about having a porn star mom on HULU a while back. I never watched it though.

This does bring to mind a whole series of questions about why they're all porn STARS... I don't think the fluffer is really all the much of a star. Or the other girl in the background that still gets a credit for getting pounded like someone was churing butter. But they're all STARS. Nevermind... I'll deal with this random tangent some other day.