Monday, July 16, 2012

Random Thought Of The Day #665

Day 665

I need a cigar and a beer. Badly. It's the only thing that I'm certain will keep me from a killing spree today.

Foul mood. Nothing to talk about. I'm tired of giving away some of my really good stories here for free when I really should be saving them for the book. And I'm hating my job a little more each day.

So fuck you all. Eat a dick. And unless you're offering me sex (where I don't actually have to do anything other than lay there and let you masturbate me with your vagina or mouth), alcohol, food, money, or cigars... don't cross me.

No comments:

Post a Comment