Wednesday, August 29, 2012

RTOTD #696.2

Day 696.2

A German guy blew up his daughter's boyfriend because he didn't like the way the relationship was going.

Let me say that again:

HE BLEW HIM THE FUCK UP!

Leave it to the Germans to once again prove that they do everything more hardcore than any other group on the planet.

Their porn is more balls-out and violent. Their cars are better built. Their metal bands are pretty much a walking flamethrower show. Their genocide techniques are more deadly. And now even their ability to handle family squabbles for troubled teen aged relationships is more hardcore. They blow motherfuckers up.

American fathers that don't like the daughter's boyfriend do easy shit like "make sure you're cleaning the shotgun when he comes to pick her up"... I'm wondering if the German equivalent is "cleaning your bazooka when he comes to pick your daughter up"?

The explosion knocked this kid out the 4th story fucking window.

I don't know how anyone else can compete with this guy. Fucking Liam Neeson can't even compete with this guy. All he used was guns. This guy blew up a motherfucker.

I'm almost feeling the urge to go all mid-90's ECW wrestling and start changing "HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE" over and over.

Badass.

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